2 files changed, 70 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/internal/typeutils/converter.go b/internal/typeutils/converter.go
index 311839dc0..4fbe1dfd3 100644
--- a/internal/typeutils/converter.go
+++ b/internal/typeutils/converter.go
@@ -18,10 +18,17 @@
 package typeutils
 
 import (
+	crand "crypto/rand"
+	"math/big"
+	"math/rand"
 	"sync"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"time"
 
+	apimodel "github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/internal/api/model"
 	"github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/internal/filter/interaction"
 	"github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/internal/filter/visibility"
+	"github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/internal/log"
 	"github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/internal/state"
 )
 
@@ -31,6 +38,7 @@ type Converter struct {
 	randAvatars    sync.Map
 	visFilter      *visibility.Filter
 	intFilter      *interaction.Filter
+	randStats      atomic.Pointer[apimodel.RandomStats]
 }
 
 func NewConverter(state *state.State) *Converter {
@@ -41,3 +49,53 @@ func NewConverter(state *state.State) *Converter {
 		intFilter:      interaction.NewFilter(state),
 	}
 }
+
+// RandomStats returns or generates
+// and returns random instance stats.
+func (c *Converter) RandomStats() apimodel.RandomStats {
+	now := time.Now()
+	stats := c.randStats.Load()
+	if stats != nil && time.Since(stats.Generated) < time.Hour {
+		// Random stats are still
+		// fresh (less than 1hr old),
+		// so return them as-is.
+		return *stats
+	}
+
+	// Generate new random stats.
+	newStats := genRandStats()
+	newStats.Generated = now
+	c.randStats.Store(&newStats)
+	return newStats
+}
+
+func genRandStats() apimodel.RandomStats {
+	const (
+		statusesMax = 10000000
+		usersMax    = 1000000
+	)
+
+	statusesB, err := crand.Int(crand.Reader, big.NewInt(statusesMax))
+	if err != nil {
+		// Only errs if something is buggered with the OS.
+		log.Panicf(nil, "error randomly generating statuses count: %v", err)
+	}
+
+	totalUsersB, err := crand.Int(crand.Reader, big.NewInt(usersMax))
+	if err != nil {
+		// Only errs if something is buggered with the OS.
+		log.Panicf(nil, "error randomly generating users count: %v", err)
+	}
+
+	// Monthly users should only ever
+	// be <= 100% of total users.
+	totalUsers := totalUsersB.Int64()
+	activeRatio := rand.Float64() //nolint
+	mau := int64(float64(totalUsers) * activeRatio)
+
+	return apimodel.RandomStats{
+		Statuses:           statusesB.Int64(),
+		TotalUsers:         totalUsers,
+		MonthlyActiveUsers: mau,
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/typeutils/internaltofrontend.go b/internal/typeutils/internaltofrontend.go
index 71ff71f8b..487e8434e 100644
--- a/internal/typeutils/internaltofrontend.go
+++ b/internal/typeutils/internaltofrontend.go
@@ -1745,6 +1745,12 @@ func (c *Converter) InstanceToAPIV1Instance(ctx context.Context, i *gtsmodel.Ins
 	stats["domain_count"] = util.Ptr(domainCount)
 	instance.Stats = stats
 
+	if config.GetInstanceStatsRandomize() {
+		// Whack some random stats on the instance
+		// to be injected by API handlers.
+		instance.RandomStats = c.RandomStats()
+	}
+
 	// thumbnail
 	iAccount, err := c.state.DB.GetInstanceAccount(ctx, "")
 	if err != nil {
@@ -1821,6 +1827,12 @@ func (c *Converter) InstanceToAPIV2Instance(ctx context.Context, i *gtsmodel.Ins
 		instance.Debug = util.Ptr(true)
 	}
 
+	if config.GetInstanceStatsRandomize() {
+		// Whack some random stats on the instance
+		// to be injected by API handlers.
+		instance.RandomStats = c.RandomStats()
+	}
+
 	// thumbnail
 	thumbnail := apimodel.InstanceV2Thumbnail{}